Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Word Moments

1. Describe your favorite color.
like if a pumpkin sneezed blue.

2. What turns you on?
crotches.

3. Who would win in a fight? Kim Jung-Il or Mussolini?
Dr. Strangelove

4. What is Marzipan?
almond flavored floam.

5. If you had to kill someone on your top 8, who would it be?
my zine.

6. What is the most embarrassing thing about you?
i pee with my underwear on.

7. Stop for a minute and think about something. What was it?
Afeni was a member of the Black Panther Party and accused of 100 charges of conspiracy against the United States government and New York landmarks--one month after she was acquitted, she gave birth to a boy named Tupac Shakur.

8. If you had a baby, what would you name it?
Abortia.

9. What is your favorite fruit?
In botany, the fruit part of a plant is considered a "ripened ovary." think about that the next time you crunchin on a strawberry.

10. Who do you think will win the 2008 election?
Dukakis.

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