6. What are you listening to right now?
human life pumpin a beat ass through my vibes
7. What’s one word to describe you?
crimtumnibold
12. What are you doing tomorrow?
job nobbing. that's what i call interviews. for jobs. it's funny.
13. What's your aim screen name?
suckle tush. ew. i can't believe i'm leaving that answer like that.
26. Favorite kind of blanket?
what ISN'T a blanket, really.
27. What's your biggest fear?
all the standard fears i guess. mouse burrowing inside my bellybutton. whispy ankle grabs. muppets in real life situations. et al.
29. What kind of soap do you use?
cran-butter antioxidant face wash with fused beaded scent renuwals
34. Name a song that reminds you of old memories?
"Rememories" by The Remembrants
35. What's the meanest thing you've ever said?
9-11 made Y2K look kinda shitass.
44. Biggest irony of the week?
Sounds like a canceled VH1 show.
45. Favorite instrument?
hickory whistles and wicker thistle whips
12. If you could change something in your life, what would it be?
i'd marry someone for money. guy or girl. i don't care. i'm broke. i just ate ramen noodles out of a hat.
13. What do you wear to bed?
bloomers and a Farside t-shirt with a picture of a diseased L train that says "Sick transit, Gloria."
14. Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
no. which is why, by the end, the guy forgets we're dating. we're sitting there playing xbox and suddenly he says, "HA! LEVEL 7 BABY! Cocksucker you owe me like three beers now. SIKE I MEAN 4. (belch) Hey hand me that porno mag I gotta drop a deuce. come on hand it over. you're the worst mom ever."
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
I'm Going To Hollywood!
Hi everybody!
Guess who's going to live in the big city on the Western Coast of these United States with all the gays and straights and russians?
ME!
I'm moving to LA this summer because I got a fancy internship (UNPAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH!) at a TV show. Now we all know how I always tell enormous lies about these types of bullshits, but this time the bullshits ON YOU! CAUSE I'M SERIOUSLY SERIOUS!
So why am I telling you this? Because I need your support. Financially, not emotionally. I'm starting a fund raiser today!!!
I'm coming out of retirement and giving haircuts for FREE! All you have to do is donate the suggested 10 dollar mandatory fee before you get the haircut!
It's that simple!
You don't have to donate, but if you don't I'll basically just make your hair look like Tony Shalhoub's hair in Men in Black. GOOGLE THAT REFERENCE! BOOYAH!
So, please help me raise money because rent is like 4800 dollars a week. And if you help, I'll mention your name in my Emmy acceptance speech when I'm famous.
love,
michael's hams
Guess who's going to live in the big city on the Western Coast of these United States with all the gays and straights and russians?
ME!
I'm moving to LA this summer because I got a fancy internship (UNPAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH!) at a TV show. Now we all know how I always tell enormous lies about these types of bullshits, but this time the bullshits ON YOU! CAUSE I'M SERIOUSLY SERIOUS!
So why am I telling you this? Because I need your support. Financially, not emotionally. I'm starting a fund raiser today!!!
I'm coming out of retirement and giving haircuts for FREE! All you have to do is donate the suggested 10 dollar mandatory fee before you get the haircut!
It's that simple!
You don't have to donate, but if you don't I'll basically just make your hair look like Tony Shalhoub's hair in Men in Black. GOOGLE THAT REFERENCE! BOOYAH!
So, please help me raise money because rent is like 4800 dollars a week. And if you help, I'll mention your name in my Emmy acceptance speech when I'm famous.
love,
michael's hams
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