Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Dear Dirt Devil

by Sarah

Please stop showing your commercials featuring the Kone inventor. He is ugly and scary.

It is on all the time and its annoying. First of all, it shows him as a nerdy little kid with a duncecap. So that cap apparently gave him the great idea of making a dildo shaped handy vac that you're supposed to display like it's a beautiful sculpture. Then it shows him in his chair with his socks all pushed up and he's showing off a vaccuum that is so stylish you can put in on your table. It's always ready to go for you to jump up and suck a crumb off the floor.


What kind of freak vaccuums all the time?
It's ugly.

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