Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Robo-Bots

The Symantec Online Store would like to extend an offer to me. Norton Anti-Bot is here. The program would prevent robots from entering my computer. It is a robot preventer/destroyer. It brings my computer to life and equips it with logical paradoxes to throw at the Bots in order to make them explode.

After installing it, I will not fear Bots. Unfortunately, since my computer will be technically alive after this download, I will feel awkward about looking up porn on it. Like if your dog had the ability to project images of dicks and I was sitting there looking at them. Why am I always talking about wangs.

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