Circle the Sherpa, Purple.

6. What are you listening to right now?
human life pumpin a beat ass through my vibes

7. What’s one word to describe you?
crimtumnibold

12. What are you doing tomorrow?
job nobbing. that's what i call interviews. for jobs. it's funny.

13. What's your aim screen name?
suckle tush. ew. i can't believe i'm leaving that answer like that.

26. Favorite kind of blanket?
what ISN'T a blanket, really.

27. What's your biggest fear?
all the standard fears i guess. mouse burrowing inside my bellybutton. whispy ankle grabs. muppets in real life situations. et al.

29. What kind of soap do you use?
cran-butter antioxidant face wash with fused beaded scent renuwals

34. Name a song that reminds you of old memories?
"Rememories" by The Remembrants

35. What's the meanest thing you've ever said?
9-11 made Y2K look kinda shitass.

44. Biggest irony of the week?
Sounds like a canceled VH1 show.

45. Favorite instrument?
hickory whistles and wicker thistle whips

12. If you could change something in your life, what would it be?
i'd marry someone for money. guy or girl. i don't care. i'm broke. i just ate ramen noodles out of a hat.

13. What do you wear to bed?
bloomers and a Farside t-shirt with a picture of a diseased L train that says "Sick transit, Gloria."

14. Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
no. which is why, by the end, the guy forgets we're dating. we're sitting there playing xbox and suddenly he says, "HA! LEVEL 7 BABY! Cocksucker you owe me like three beers now. SIKE I MEAN 4. (belch) Hey hand me that porno mag I gotta drop a deuce. come on hand it over. you're the worst mom ever."