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1. How long do you spend in the shower?
sometimes i just turn it on and don't get in. JUST TO FUCK WITH IT.

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
helmet under his arm technically before the game starts. like under his body in a way.

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
someone just laying back on it just lookin just lookin at some sky.

4. Name something a man might buy before a date?
try asking the woman out with a profo stickin out your wang

5. Whats another word for blemish?
tyhagggahsst

6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
gas

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
a wall

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
cause it don't get pregnant.

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner?
dunks on you front of women

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
oceanography.

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
badgemitten

12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
huron ontario michigan erie superior

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
wind source. code dependent. matching water opened under vessels biding. the core dividing. gears. beers. a pirates life for me.

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day.
getting your boom box taken away from you on field day and then locked in a small art storage room.

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
acquiesce their soul

16. Name something found at a Seance.
shawnce.

17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
a puppy

18. Name something that gets folded.
nine-two off suit when the flop costs you a dollar.

19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
topless wedding dress

20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it.
nachos.